I’m A 13 Year Old Boy.

I’m A 13 Year Old Boy.

Often, I get accused of having a childish sense of humor.  This is not far from the truth.  In that vein, I am writing this posting with some photos that I find hilarious.  I took them all in various locations.  These amuse me probably because they are really awesome.  Or, I’m a child.  Whatever.  Unless you are a communist, you will also laugh at these because they are awesome.  Here we go:

This first photo is in Venice Beach, CA.  A very clever person climbed the ladder that is WAY too close to the sidewalk and added a small detail that made me smile.  A lot.

 

This photo is of a store on Melrose Ave in Los Angeles.  Now, granted, this might be pronounced differently than I’m assuming, but I doubt it.  So, here’s to pupe men…

In Virginia Beach, VA, there is a push for no profanities, I think?!  It seems to be what this sign is suggesting, yet there is no explanation anywhere.  I promptly went under this sign and yelled, “Shit.”  I was beaten by local police immediately following.*

 

On Mt. Baldy in Southern California, there are loads of wild animals for you to observe.  There are also loads of signs posted that offensively suggest these animals are attracted to you.  How unbelievably arrogant!  Maybe they don’t want your food, maybe they want intellectual discourse?!  Maybe they want to warn you about the annoying campers up the road?!  Maybe they have the perfect marshmallows for s’mores* and they want to share?!

*No, they probably want to eat you.

In the Wal-Mart of Costa Rica (it’s called Hipermas which sounds like an STD), they have the typical cheap clothing section.  While there, I noticed this gem of a t-shirt (which I now own*).  There are a lot of things that make this shirt awesome, but I’m going to have to focus on the fact that it is now on sale.

*I’m lying.  I didn’t have the guts to buy it…

In Tokyo, Japan, there are a lot of signs in both Japanese and English.  This sign, however, was only in English.  I assume a lot of foreign visitors bring both dogs and unruly bowel movements.  Either way, neither is welcomed at this public park…

In Yokohama, Japan, this ad can be seen in the subways mentioning something about how if you don’t hold onto the handles on the train, a flying dog will eat you*

*This is a 100%, Rosetta Stone approved interpretation.

And, finally, as a shout-out to my Cincinnati, Ohio Peeps, off the highway on the way up to Dayton, there is this empty hole where a Jesus with his arms erect towards Heaven once stood.  He was roughly the size of a Football Field (maybe bigger) and stood 6 stories high.  In the most amazing twist of irony, this statue that cost the Church $300,000 to erect (and subsequently cost them $700,000 in damages) was struck down during a lightning storm and then set ablaze.  The photo I took from the highway was what remained as they debated rebuilding.  Me thinks God is done with you wasting money on that…

Moral of the Story: The new theme song of my life is “Shameless” by Garth Brooks.

6 Replies to “I’m A 13 Year Old Boy.”

    1. Mine too. Well, it’s either that, or the poop sign. They weren’t messing around 🙂

  1. When the masses of society told the church that they should donate the money received from insurance instead of rebuilding “Jesus.” They responded that they already donated. Apparantly they’re also busy worshiping idols. Damn idiots.